Monday, October 8, 2012

Leaving the USA

Suppose the worst fears of the extreme Right come true and President Barack Hussein Obama wins a second term. Where can they go to avoid the coming economic collapse and Islamo-Fascist Takeover? Canada is out, with it's gay marriage, gun control and socialized health care. Perhaps the Holy Land of Israel? Then again, Israel also has strict government control of firearms and socialized healthcare. Hebrew and Arabic are the official languages, and the politicians are all, well, Jewish.

Facebook co-founder Eduardo Saverin recently renounced his US citizenship and moved to Singapore where they don't burden the wealthy with a 15% capital gains tax. Of course Saverin wasn't born in the US, just like President Obama was, according to half of all Republican voters.  It's probably easier for someone who isn't a "full blooded" American to move there.

After serious consideration, I finally chanced upon the perfect country for disgruntled Obama haters. It's a place called Mozambique. I don't know much about it, but just look at the flag...it's got an AK 47 on it! I urge NRA and militia members to book their flights now.


Of course if Obama loses, liberals might want to move elsewhere. I would urge them to look towards the Commonwelath of Massachusetts. The Republican Presidential Candidate has vowed to repeal Obamacare on his first day of office, but just a few years ago the self-described "progressive" governor of Massachusetts signed Obamacare into law, a time when then-Senator Obama was still promoting a public option and was critical of the individual mandate. Around the same time the elitist governor and legislature created a fund to send the top 25% of all high school students to public universities and colleges FOR FREE!  Not only that, but the same governor also signed an assault weapons ban for the state! What a socialist paradise!

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