Friday, September 23, 2011

From September 2008

John McCain says he's about change too, and so I guess his whole angle is, "Watch out George Bush -- except for economic policy, health care policy, tax policy, education policy, foreign policy and Karl Rove-style politics -- we're really going to shake things up in Washington."

That's not change. That's just calling something the same thing something different. You know you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig. You know you can wrap an old fish in a piece of paper called change, it's still going to stink after eight years. We've had enough of the same old thing.

-Barack Obama

Friday, September 16, 2011

There Goes the Sun...

Fox News: call your doctor. Because the erection you currently have is going to last longer than four hours.
—Jon Stewart on the Solyndra Scandal
Ugh. I guess this means we'll be going back to the old way of funding solar by borrowing money from the Chinese to buy their manufactured goods and letting them invest in new technology.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Career Opportunities


Petraeus Sworn In as CIA Director

Obviously Petraeus is part of the global conspiracy's new world order ushering in Kenyan Islamo-fascist socialism.

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